Five cobs and two haddock…

That’s it, folks – from now on, when you tell the story of the feeding of the five thousand, you have to tell it right – Jesus used ‘five cobs and two haddock’. You gorra talk proper like what we do, me ducks.

I always suspected Jesus had a Leicester accent. Turns out he grew up just round the corner from our house in Woodland Road. Archdruid Eileen has the story


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Tim Chesterton

Family man; pastor of St. Margaret's Anglican Church on Ellerslie Road, Edmonton; storyteller; traditional folk musician and occasional songwriter. Email me at timchesterton at outlook dot com.

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